French the Llama!

"- Just so we’re clear, you understand that me hanging back to practise with you is a pretext for letting you know that I’m sexually available.
- Really?
- Yeah, I’m good to go.
- I thought you weren’t interested in me.
- That was before I saw you handling that beautiful piece of wood between your legs.
- You mean my cello?
- No, I mean the obvious crude double entendre. I’m seducing you.
- No kidding?
- What can I say, I’m a passionate and impulsive woman."